Dont jokes
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
I don’t drink, don’t swear, don’t smoke, shit, I left my cigarettes at the fucking bar! (Andrew Dice Clay.)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.