Dont jokes
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.