Dont jokes
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.