Dont jokes
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
I'm really bad at giving directions, but don't take that the wrong way.
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)