Dont jokes

Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.

You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...

Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.

Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!

I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!

I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.

You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|

As a son, I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him and she doesn’t want to be with him anymore, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny.

Then I told my friend’s girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out and wanted to confront me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happened. Then my mom said the same thing happened to me. I came home one day, I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job. I asked what’s going on. My friend told me, "Your mom is my new girlfriend," and my mom said, "This is the penis of my dreams."

One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.

Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."

My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"

"What did we hit?"

"I don't know, a rock."

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?

"Don't push me."

Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.

I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.

I don't trust trees...they look shady.

Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.

Like if you don't have a dad.