Dont jokes
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
What's life if you don't have one...
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.