Dont jokes
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
I mess up goats for unicorns?
Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.
I don't even know.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)