Dont jokes
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
herishy, my little sissy dont report me.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!
Me: My therapist says I need those to live.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.