Dont jokes

What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?

Suicide.

This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."

Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?

'Cause they're the ones making the toys.

Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.

What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?

Piss don't s**t on me!

Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.

So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.

Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.

Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?

Because homing missiles don't work on them.

We're no strangers to Aaron. You know the rules and so do I (do I). A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.

We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it). Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on). We know the game and we're Aaron play it. And if you ask me how I'm feeling. Don't tell me you're too blind to see. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.

Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.

We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it). Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on). We know the game and we're Aaron play it. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Wait, they don't have any.

I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.

My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

What do you call your dad?

You don't. Hahahahaha!

Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.

Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?

Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"

Friend: "I don't know."

Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.

I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"

My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.