Dont jokes

If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.

What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?

I don't know, you tell me.

dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(

You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...

Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.

I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!

You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.

I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.

I don't trust trees...they look shady.

Like if you don't have a dad.

I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.

I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.

Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

Why do emo kids not jump?

They're still in the sky.

The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.