Dont jokes
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
One day, I'm going to Malta to a big hotel. In the morning, I go down to eat breakfast. I tell the waitress I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her I want a piece. She says, "Go to the toilet." I say, "You don't understand. I want a piece on my plate." She says, "You better not piss on your plate, you son of a bitch." I don't even know the lady, and she calls me a son of a bitch.
I don't need this shit!!
Later, I go to eat at the big restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fork. I tell her I wanted a fork. She tells me everyone wanna fuck. I say, "You don't understand, I want a fork on my table." She says, "You better not fuck on the table, you son of a bitch." I don't even know the lady, and she calls me a son of a bitch.
I don't need this shit!
So, I go back to my room in a hotel, and there are no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him I want a sheet. He tells me, go to the toilet. I say, "You don't understand, I want a sheet on my bed." He says, "You better not shit on my bed, you son of a bitch."
I go to the checkout, and the man at the desk says, 'Peace on you.' I say, 'Piss on you too, you son of a bitch. I'm going back to Italia. Arrivederci!'
I don't need this shit!
Moral of the story, don't go to Australia with a Korean accent.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
herishy, my little sissy dont report me.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!
Me: My therapist says I need those to live.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_