Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Whats funny about sex? i dont get it
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
a friend sits across me at class so i assked if she wants to hang out somtimes she said yes so i called her over to my house and thats the day i found out she was a guy. the morul of the story dont try to fuck your frindes.
What does an Foreign say, when he comes to America?
I don't know, i dont speak foreignish...
if ur bored punch a orphan what are they gonna do tell there parents wait they dont have any
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
herishy, my little sissy dont report me
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!
Me: My therapist says I need those to live.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_
if ur white and ur racist to someone dont do anything
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
