Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Dont Jokes
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
herishy, my little sissy dont report me.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!
Me: My therapist says I need those to live.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!