Dont jokes
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Don't click the link.
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.