Don't-know jokes

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home plate.

There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.

One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.

"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.

My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower. Thanks, Phil!

Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.

Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...

We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.

A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.

Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"

Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"

Priest: "Fuck the children."

Rabbi: "Do we have time?"

Priest: "There's always time for something like that."

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!

I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.

Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.

Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.

Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.

Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.

Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.

Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.

Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?

'Cause they don't know where the home page is.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"

They replied, "I don’t know."

I said, "Fsh."

I’m friends with 25 letters. I don’t know y!