Don't-know jokes

Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. Their names were Johony and Papa.

All of the sudden, Johony passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies “My son just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”

What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?

I don't know, you tell me.

Son asks dad, "How much does marriage cost?"

Dad: "I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it."

Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?

Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.

How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?

Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

Stacy: lol

Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.

When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.

As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.

One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"

A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?

I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.

Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."

My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.

What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>

How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?

I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.

Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!

There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.