Don't-know jokes
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
My teacher told me, "You have no idea how powerful this quote is." I looked at her and told her, "You don't know how powerful the shotgun in my bookbag is."
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearing them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way, it made the funeral a bit awkward.
My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.
I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"
I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
Really, SimSimi? Really?
I don't know.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at playing poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.