Don't-know jokes

Why do you play Call of Duty?

I actually don't know.

Knock knock. Who is there?

I don't know.

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*

All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?

People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!

People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don’t know where home is.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?

Sanity to live: I don't know?

Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!

Sanity to live? *dies*

Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.

Sanity to live: *resurrected*

Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don’t know.

To get to the idiot house.

Knock, knock. Who's there?

The chicken.

My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(

Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?

They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.

Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."

I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

Answer: They don’t know where home is.