Don't-know jokes
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
Hollow Knight Meme
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.