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we hired this boy to pick up dog poop we just remembered that we don't have a dog
I left my dog at home once and when I came home it was a mess, lets say I was in a RUFF situation
what has 4 legs and 1 arm?- -a pitbull in a children's play area
why did hellen kellers dog run away im shure you whould run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat
The 🦅 asked the female eagle what did you eat l ate NEW York hot dogs
A guy says to it's dog were are you? The dog was actully dead bro
why does little Johnny hate hot dogs? it reminds him of last night
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.
This is a classic,
Why did the Dog go into the fire? Because it wanted to be a hot Dog
What do you call a dog wearing a beret? Smeargle!
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
First Man: My dog's got no nose. Second Man: How does he smell? First Man: Awful.
My dog got stuck in my ass, help
Top ten dog breeds 10 Dogs 9 are 8 beautiful 7 animals 6 and 5 judgement 3 is 2 cruel 1 dachshund
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant Suits
Whys rapboat like a dog? They both get off sniffing assholes.
Y does rapeboat like going to the dog sheltr? It cheaper than a whore house
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
