Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for there parents.
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff
Q: what do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit
A: idk
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend .
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes
Did you Know China Wanted to Send A Dog to Space. They Didn't Because they Ate It.
What happenes if a boy bumps into a dog
It’s a bumper team
My crushes best friend came up to me and called me my crushes dog 🐕 so then I say wow your an ass for calling me a bich he then looks at me wide eyed and I just walk away.
Why didnt the dog wanna play football??
Cuz he was a boxer!!!
Hi dog dog: woof! butcher: say less
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.. What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
i can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere, i think you two would be really good friends
I’m part of the anti anime association but I’m starting to like anime. what do I do?
And for the joke- what do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls- sparky
My mum told me to do the dog poo but I couldn't find you anywhere
Do you know the teacher that went up into space? You know what her husband said to her? " I will feed the dog you feed the fish."
What Do you do wen you see a wenner dog I like you wenner
Watch this dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM8gBVjVTaQ
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank. Because we couldn't afford a dog
are you dead? bc you look like my dog.
squril:i got a joke dog:what the hell is it squril:i clicked my nuts and clickedmy poop
Why are trees afraid dogs? because they bark.
