Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his BARK TRACKS
I felt bad for a dog and u look yo my left and the was a orthin and I said I will make you a web site and I said there won't me a homepage
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time bone appetit
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What did the Female dog say to the mirror?Hi Bitch
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgie Potty
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A BOOMBOXER
How Do You Turn Your Dog Into a WatchDog? Get It a Rolex
Susie- Ling Ling Truth Or Dare Ling Ling- Truth Susie- What HAppened To Stacie's Dog? Ling Ling-Dare
What did the dog say to the other dog?
Why did the dog cross the road? It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
1.You can ́t wash you ́re eyes with soap 2.You can ́t count you ́re hair 3.You can ́t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed 7.you skipped number 5 8.you just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps
Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you made need to say it out loud to get it) I went to a zoo and there was no people and there was one dog. It was a shit-zoo.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl. I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog? I don't know.. I'm from China.
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
I hope u like this it took 5 minutes to make. what's_up also has good jokes to favorite him/her/them plz
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store
Q: If a cat says to a dog all dogs are liars and the dog says to the cat all cats are liars what does it mean?
A; It means cats and dogs can talk.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog? Neither has she.
