I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
i can’t take my dog to the park anymore. why? the ducks keep trying to eat him. why would they do that? because he’s pure-bread.
Why are Asians good at math? Because the dog can’t eat their homework
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
A dog talks to a other dog and say Wow your a Hotdog
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread
Dad:Hey, uh... Your adopted Dog: *frown*
Nana When Zane Kisses Her In Her Mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream]
I told a Chinese man, which is better, Cats or dogs. He said dogs. I say why? He said because dogs tasted better Than cats
Whats the difference between an orphan and a dog
One of them is actually loved
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, ‘Beware of the dog!’
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er
What is a kids favorite thing to do with their dad? Play pretend dog in the bed.
My dogs pooped in my shoes?pooper
Which dog is owned by a Kid called ,,Charlie Brown",raps and smokes?
Snoopy Dog
What does an orphan and a dog have in common? Both got taken from their parents.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school but people cant wear hats. WTF school
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway
Sometimes I am happy and there are times I envy my dog 🤧
