Doesnt jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.