Doesnt jokes
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.