Doesnt jokes
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy? BK doesn’t sell real meat.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.
So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby? The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet... What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
What sucks but doesn't suck? Vacuums!
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.