Doesnt jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.