How many women does it take to change a light bulb? none they cant change anything
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
what does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant ? "Can i have a bodybag ?"
What Does a Deaf Person And an Orphan have in common, Neither of them can hear their parents
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room? "Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens
How many orphans does it take to repair a house. None, they don't have one
random Couple after their first night : Husband: it was very tasty.🥵 wife: aww thanks. Hus: does anyone had taste it before? wife:☠️
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
What does a man have 3 of witch a girl only has 2 of
Legs
What does the initials FEMA stand for? Federal Erection Management Agency
what does B**** mean son asked father father said it mean your handsome son said ok your a B**** father of course not im not a B****
What does Cangaball do after eating it’s vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast? "Here's the beef of the week!"
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out don't give up all I say is I'm not giving up just I'm giving in and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out I don't think so it's probably the hardest if you ask me,or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know I was too busy wanking
Teacher:what does a pig give you Little Johnny:Bacon Teacher:good,what does the sheep give you Little Johnny:Wool Teacher:What does the fat cow give you Little Johnny:homework and says leave motherfucker
how many Americans does it take to fill the grand canyon
4
