DOE jokes
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Teacher: What does a chicken give you?
Student: An egg!
Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
How does Jesus whistle?
By blowing through the holes in his hands.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
What does a girl want more than anything in the world?
Nothing. She's fine.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.