DOE jokes
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.