DOE jokes
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.
Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.
Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.
P.S. No hating in these comments.
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
When I masturbate, things cum.
When an old man does, no one cums.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
An alien walks into a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him, and the alien touches his shoulder.
The man says, "Do that one more time and I'll run you over." The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says, "Do that again and I'll chop your dick off." He touches him again. The man pulls the alien's pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!