DOE jokes
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.
Thomas Bulgin loves McDonald's dollars, A man of simple tastes, he hollers, With every visit, his heart does flutter, For golden arches, a fast food lover.
Those crispy fries, so perfectly fried, And burgers stacked, oh so high, The smell of grease, it fills the air, Thomas Bulgin, he'll always be there.
A dollar menu, his saving grace, A feast for him, a smile on his face, He counts his coins, with eager eyes, To savor each bite, a little prize.
In this world of fast-paced lives, Thomas Bulgin, he surely thrives, For in those golden arches, he finds, A moment of joy, that forever binds.
He cares not for gourmet cuisine, Nor fancy plates, fit for a queen, For in his heart, a simple truth, McDonald's dollars, his fountain of youth.
So let him eat, and let him feast, Thomas Bulgin, the fast food beast, For in those golden arches, he's found, A taste of happiness, unbound.
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?