What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
DOE Jokes
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
What does suck a sucking fish?
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
