DOE jokes
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends.
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
How does water say hi?
It waves.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.
Thomas Bulgin loves McDonald's dollars, A man of simple tastes, he hollers, With every visit, his heart does flutter, For golden arches, a fast food lover.
Those crispy fries, so perfectly fried, And burgers stacked, oh so high, The smell of grease, it fills the air, Thomas Bulgin, he'll always be there.
A dollar menu, his saving grace, A feast for him, a smile on his face, He counts his coins, with eager eyes, To savor each bite, a little prize.
In this world of fast-paced lives, Thomas Bulgin, he surely thrives, For in those golden arches, he finds, A moment of joy, that forever binds.
He cares not for gourmet cuisine, Nor fancy plates, fit for a queen, For in his heart, a simple truth, McDonald's dollars, his fountain of youth.
So let him eat, and let him feast, Thomas Bulgin, the fast food beast, For in those golden arches, he's found, A taste of happiness, unbound.
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?