DOE jokes
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends.
How does water say hi?
It waves.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?