DOE jokes
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.