Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
DOE Jokes
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
