DOE jokes
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
How does water say hi?
It waves.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.
Thomas Bulgin loves McDonald's dollars, A man of simple tastes, he hollers, With every visit, his heart does flutter, For golden arches, a fast food lover.
Those crispy fries, so perfectly fried, And burgers stacked, oh so high, The smell of grease, it fills the air, Thomas Bulgin, he'll always be there.
A dollar menu, his saving grace, A feast for him, a smile on his face, He counts his coins, with eager eyes, To savor each bite, a little prize.
In this world of fast-paced lives, Thomas Bulgin, he surely thrives, For in those golden arches, he finds, A moment of joy, that forever binds.
He cares not for gourmet cuisine, Nor fancy plates, fit for a queen, For in his heart, a simple truth, McDonald's dollars, his fountain of youth.
So let him eat, and let him feast, Thomas Bulgin, the fast food beast, For in those golden arches, he's found, A taste of happiness, unbound.
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?