DOE jokes
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends.
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
How does water say hi?
It waves.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.