DOE jokes
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:
1 Gwen
2 water sharky
So on and so on.
We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you can throw them.
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
Why does my brother have no mom?