DOE jokes
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What does Meg do when she gets a cold sore?
She bathes in diarrhea.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!