DOE jokes
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.