DOE jokes
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁