DOE jokes
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!
Memes
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None. Feminists can't change anything.
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 cause my basement is still dark.
How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?
I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate...
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
Dad: "Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?"
Son: "Nah, mostly men."
Dad: "Do you think you'd be comfortable telling that to a judge in court?"
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.