DOE jokes
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!