What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
why does Hitler deserve heavens, because he killed Hitler.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! ππ₯
Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb? None. Feminists can't change anything.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers
What does michael jackson and santa clause have in commen? They both let little kids sit on his lap
Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage
How many babys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common? They both died with red rings
What is gay - curious π€ π³ π¬ π¬ a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a π¨ π© π¨ bisexual man π¨ π¨ π© π² π² π² does it cycle now? π² π² π² π’ π sorry for your luck π― honey it sucks πͺ π π to be you
(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why donβt blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when heβs about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
What kind of car does yoda drive. A toyoda
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets
My sister asked me what is dark humour i asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? KINDERSURPRISE!
What does Mrs Grapes π love the most?
Raisin kids.
Dad: "Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?"
Son: "Nah, mostly men."
Dad: "Do you think you'd be comfortable telling that to a judge in court.."