DOE jokes

Grandpa

    • Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar.

    “May I smoke a cigar?” asks Johnny.

    The grandpa replies, “Well, does your dick touch your asshole?”

    Johnny replied, “No,” and left the room.

    The next day Johnny sees his grandpa getting into a car.

    “Can I drive the car?” asks Johnny.

    “Does your dick touch your asshole?”

    “No.”

    The day after that, Grandpa sees Johnny about to eat a cookie.

    “Johnny, may I have some of your cookie?” asked the grandpa.

    “Does your dick touch your asshole, grandpa?”

    “Yep.”

    “Then go fuck yourself, this is my cookie.”

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    • Baby

    • What starts with M and ends with carriage?

    This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.

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    • DOE memes

    Incest

    • A woman's husband has a yearly conference. The first night he's away from home, their teenage son Tommy comes into their room at night and starts to make love to her, but she knows that it can be dangerous to wake a sleepwalker, so she doesn't say anything. He does this every night for two weeks and stops when his father comes home.

    She realizes she's pregnant and has a baby boy.

    The next year the same thing happens, she gets pregnant again, and has a baby girl.

    The third year, she's feeling very guilty, and after thirteen nights of incredible passionate lovemaking she sits Tommy down and tells him, "Every time your father leaves town on business, you sleepwalk into my bedroom and make love to me. Bobby and Anna aren't just your brother and sister, you're their father!"

    Tommy said "You think I was sleepwalking?"

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    • Cannibal

    • Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"

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    • Tuna

    • Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."

    Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"

    Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"

    Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

    Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"

    Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."

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    • DOE

    • Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!

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