DOE Jokes

Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

What is gay - curious πŸ€” 😳 πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ bisexual man πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now? 🚲 🚲 🚲 😒 πŸ˜” sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks πŸ˜ͺ 😞 πŸ˜’ to be you

(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.

What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets

My sister asked me what is dark humour i asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? KINDERSURPRISE!

Dad: "Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?"

Son: "Nah, mostly men."

Dad: "Do you think you'd be comfortable telling that to a judge in court.."