DOE jokes
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
Memes
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None. Feminists can't change anything.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?
I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate...
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 cause my basement is still dark.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.