DOE Jokes

DOE

Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Feminist

How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None. Feminists can't change anything.

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  • Baby

    How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Must be more than 9 cause my basement is still dark.

    Baby

    How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

    Depends how hard you throw them.

    Microwave

    How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?

    I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate...

    Penis

    What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?

    The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

    Cannibal

    My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"

    Family

    Dad: "Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?"

    Son: "Nah, mostly men."

    Dad: "Do you think you'd be comfortable telling that to a judge in court?"