DOE jokes
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
An alien walks into a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him, and the alien touches his shoulder.
The man says, "Do that one more time and I'll run you over." The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says, "Do that again and I'll chop your dick off." He touches him again. The man pulls the alien's pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
Why does no one like Hitler when he goes to the movies?
Because he would count, "zehn, neun", and then it would all turn green.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.