DOE jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...
Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.... 🥵🤣
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
Memes
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.