Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
DOE Jokes
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
