What school subject does an orphan Love,. PE because they actually get picked.
What does a relationship and suicidal thoughts have in common? They’ll both end soon.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough....🥵🤣
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar
Because he Lost May!!
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
how many braincells does a pregnant blonde have 2 one for her one for the baby
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.
What kind of vacuum does an abortion centre use A: Dyson
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
if tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb well it's not 53 cause my basements still dark
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
Mr smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr smith have
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