DOE jokes
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two ;)
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!