DOE jokes
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”