DOE jokes
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why does America have more guns than people?
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.