DOE jokes
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Why does America have more guns than people?
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!