DOE jokes
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!