DOE jokes
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.