Omni-Man jokes

Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

Megamind.

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.