What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
DOE Jokes
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
