DOE jokes
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
When a sign says "Do Not Walk on the Grass," it does not apply to Stephen Hawking.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.