DOE jokes
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
Women are so scary. Does anybody know what is wrong with them?
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!