Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
DOE Jokes
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
