DOE jokes
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
Memes
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.