DOE jokes
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
Memes
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈