DOE jokes
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.