DOE jokes
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Why does my brother have no mom?
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.