DOE jokes
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Why does America have more guns than people?
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"