DOE jokes

The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?

A family.

Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.

Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?

A: It means cats and dogs can talk.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they all sit in the dark.

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.