DOE jokes
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Why does America have more guns than people?
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."