DOE jokes
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Why does America have more guns than people?
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."