What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
DOE Jokes
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
