DOE jokes
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...
Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.... 🥵🤣
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.