DOE jokes
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.