How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
DOE Jokes
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
