DOE jokes
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.