DOE jokes

What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?

They're both full of child groomers.

Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?

Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?

Because he can't run home.

What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.

Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.