DOE jokes
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What does suck a sucking fish?
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.