What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
DOE Jokes
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
