DOE jokes
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks!
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
What do cows eat for breakfast?? Steer cereal.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
How many times does 47 fit into 9?
Get in the van and find out.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.