DOE jokes
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two ;)
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks!
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
What do cows eat for breakfast?? Steer cereal.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
How many times does 47 fit into 9?
Get in the van and find out.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁