You know your doctor is gay when he ask u to touch your toes and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow do you kiss your mom with that mouth? Peter: Jokes on you I don't have a mom. Tony: * having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter we talked about this!!!
Why did the fish go to the doctors?
Because he was felling “eel”
What is 6" long, bright red and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replyed: Till december
A man found out that he was going to die. A German doctor comes in and says “you have 10 more”. The man yells out “10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!”. And the doctor says ”No seconds” and the man says “9 SECONDS!!!” And the doctor says “Nine Ten Seconds” He asked “How many seconds do i have to live 10,9 , or..........” Then he died and learned how to say no in German....
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One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctorz?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
A young woman goes for for her first gynecological exam and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute. The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful Vaginas he’s ever seen and he has seen Lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes num num num num num!!!
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Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't cancern me
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas, it wasn’t a very apealing experience.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!” The doctor then looks at him and says “Have you tried icing?”
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
My willy was feeling itchy so I decided to go to the doctor. My doctor was foreign, and spoke Spanish with and Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU
What are a doctor's and a wwe fighters ideas on child abuse Doctor's. Wwe fighters Don't do it, it does not help. If it can crawl, it Mood behavior can brawl
why did the cucumber go to the doctor because he wasn't peeling well
