Doctor Jokes

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9) which was 2 2 many (922) so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968) she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless

Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk? Alps clear the mind! Haha

doctor: I will deliver the baby right away Dad: I would the baby to have a liver

Doctor: I have bad news. Man: What? Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer. Man: Oh, no... Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's. Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!

Doctor: u have cancer. Patient: will i survive? Doctor: prolly not

If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN’S JOKES are the disease

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The doctor had an ego so big It fell into the ocean fast

The doctor said I have until 230 to live. That’s like 20 years from he I said looks at the time it’s 230.

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When was at the hospital and he woke up he asked the doctor of he was okay.

The doctor said ur all right now.

Why do doctors use so much lipstick? Because they love cos-medics.

Kid at wish I wish I could be Batman doctor okay shoots mum and dad doctor I guess now you’ll have to be gay you wanted to be like Batman

What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?

MC Healer

The doctor said I would make it but then spider man came in holding a ps5

Why is there no medication in Africa? Because doctors advised you don't take it on an empty stomach.

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Doc: can I help u? Girl: doctor I have pain in my heart? Doc: when did it begin? Girl: right now ( seeing hem like doll ). Doc: hh..do you like me? I know I am handsome... Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. U just look like someone I know. Doc: Who is that? Is ur boyfriend? Girl: No, it’s my pet ( rabbit) his name is Rokie.