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Sawcon

Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?

SawCon deez nutz!

Memes

Mashup

Figures

The meme is a four-panel comic. The first panel shows Elsa from the Disney movie "Frozen" in a snowy landscape, and the text says "Let's a Goooooo...". The second panel shows Elsa from the back with the text "Let's a Goooo!". The third panel is a close-up of Elsa turning around and yelling "It's a MEEEEEE...". The fourth panel is a close-up of Mario from Nintendo's "Mario" games with Elsa's hair and dress. Mario yells "MARIOOOOO!"

Yo mamma

Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.

Memes

Character

So cute.

A photo shows three characters. On the left, a character with big eyes and orange hair and an orange-yellow striped shirt stands with a big, open smile. In the middle, a young child with dark hair and a dark shirt is being hugged from behind by the third character, a taller one with green hair. The taller character has a blank expression, and there is a poster with the text "LIVE" and "OUR EVER!" to the right of the characters.

Pause

If you read this picture, go get some bleach/holy water.

The image shows a scene from a Disney movie. On the left, Anna is stepping forward with a weird facial expression. In the middle, Olaf has a strange face. On the right, Kristoff and Sven are looking into the scene.

Dog

A photo of seven black labradors sitting on a lawn. Above the dogs, text reads: "Disney announces remake of 101 Dalmatians."

Maker

A movie poster style image showing a smiling man with a friendly centipede wrapped around him. Text on the image reads: From the makers of Ratatouille. The Human Centipede. Disney Pixar logos are in the center.

Ice

The image shows a freezer filled with packages of meat and other white bags. The text overlay on the image reads, "DISNEY PROUDLY PRESENTS BAMBI ON ICE."

Princess

Reasons

The meme contrasts Elsa with Snow White, Ariel, Aurora, Cinderella, and Merida. Elsa, with her serious expression, states, "You can't marry a man you've just met." while the others seem to be in distress or have made rash decisions regarding relationships. Merida says "So I'll tell them the wedding's off then!"

World

A hand-drawn map of the USA with several regions labeled. It reads: How the rest of the world sees USA: New York, what?, Los Angeles, yee haw, Disney World.

Snake

A cartoon rendering in the style of Disney Pixar shows Drake lounging on a bed with a green cartoon snake next to him. The text below reads, "Disney · PIXAR DRAKES SNAKE".

Title

Sauron

The image shows Aragorn from the Lord of the Rings looking surprised. Above the image is the text "When Disney purchases LOTR" and below the image is the text "Somehow, Sauron has another ring."

Alice in Wonderland

bro i found disney- modern alice in wonerland

The cartoon shows Alice sitting at a table, looking bored. There is a bowl of salad with a tag that says "Eat Me" and a glass of water with a tag that says "Drink Me".

Mother

The image shows a still of Nala from "The Lion King" with a large red circle with a line through it superimposed over her head. There is text in yellow on the right saying "THIS IS NOT OKAY". Below the image is the text "Patriotic Christian Mothers Against the Frankly Obscene Look Nala Gives Simba After He Lands On Top Of Her In The Jungle Wrestling Scene."

Nintendo

The image shows a pixelated depiction of Mario in a wheelchair. Mario is dark-skinned, overweight and wearing a red cap, a red shirt, and blue overalls. The background is a scene from the game Super Mario Bros with a Goomba, a question mark block, a Koopa Troopa, a pipe, and a mushroom.

Anatomy

A three-panel comic strip. In the top panel, Mickey Mouse opens a bathroom door where Donald Duck is behind a shower curtain, saying, "Don't get in, Mickey! I'm naked!!". In the bottom-left panel, Mickey says, "What difference does it make?, you never wear pants". In the bottom-right panel, Donald steps out of the bathtub, revealing he has human-like breasts and a small penis, and simply says, "Right".

Movie

Meme:

A movie poster with a female character with black hair and red eyes and red clothes with a sword, it says "Disney Muzan". The poster looks like the original movie poster of "Mulan"

Massacre

Mom

A snowman stands against a brick wall, wearing a yellow hat and a red scarf. The text overlay reads: "Nobody: Moms in disney pixar movies:"

Community

J0eyjordisonsleftball

cooked. i don't know if i should audition for mal or evie brooooooo

J0eyjordisonsleftball

there is a decendants play at my school which role should i audition for?

MAL

EVIE

CARLOS

JAY

wait im so excited for halloween, my and my friends are going as disney princesses !!! and we are going with someone my bestie is in a situationship with and this guy im starting to get feelings for. we're all one big friendship group and it feels wrong to like him coz like we're currently beefing butttt im going off topic lol. im going as elsa lol i cant waitttt