New Disney Jokes

Your so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.

What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?

They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.

Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people? They're calling it Finding Emo.

Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty.

What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?

Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.

It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?

Finding Emo.

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.

What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: I don't use condoms I use my drawbridge.

I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, How his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and HOW he was born. 😏

Jonny went to disney and they had sour balls, he asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.

How do you make Olaf hard You tickle his snow balls

"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism" -Grizzy

Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG

Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.

Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.

Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.

I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.

Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.

Hey guys! Ello here with an update!

I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!

Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.

The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!