Your so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
What does a Viagra and Disney Land have in common? They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people? They're calling it Finding Emo.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favourite Disney princess? Sleeping Beauty
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub? Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title? Finding emo.
When elsa said let it go, you took to seriously and let go of your hairline
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: I don't use condoms I use my drawbridge.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, How his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and HOW he was born. 😏
Jonny went to disney and they had sour balls, he asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
How do you make Olaf hard You tickle his snow balls
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism" -Grizzy
bro you cant talk you look the dwarf from snow white and the seven dwarfs
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire
Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now
Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me
I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
Hey guys! Ello here with a update! I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to downtown disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that, then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay til midniht, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan. The tour guide said “That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member” Well done Lewandisney
have you ever been to the new disney park called sawcon?
Sawcon deez nutz
Mom:kid bring your toys and clothing to the car were going to Disney land
Kid:ok
Bring kid to the orphanages.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common: come inside it’s fun inside
