Disney jokes
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.