why did cinderella get kicked out of disney land because she sat on Pinocchios face and said lie bastatd lie
Mom:kid bring your toys and clothing to the car were going to Disney land
Kid:ok
Bring kid to the orphanages.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, How his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and HOW he was born. π
Jonny went to disney and they had sour balls, he asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism" -Grizzy
Make a wish Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out
Yo mama is so stupid, when she went took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said βDisney leftβ, she went home.
have you ever been to the new disney park called sawcon?
Sawcon deez nutz
Q:What is the best Disney character
A:toe mator
yo mamma is so dumb she`ll what disney junior all night long
If, Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money. P.S.. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to 'When You Wish Upon A Window', with the castle being the Blue Peter ship, instead.