Disney jokes
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Me always :
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet? Mufasa.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
I just bought two new biro pens.
One is light blue with hints of purple and another is green with hints of white.
They're filled with monster's ink.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite Beauty and the Beast character?
GASton.
Hey guys! Ello here with an update!
I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!