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Eye

7 years ago

Sauron said, "Eye see all."

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    Middle earth

    1 year ago
    A toy package with a figure of Gollum. The text on the package says, "MAKE HIM HOT! My Precious Smeagol Groom & Style Middle Earth Cuties WARNING: May attract A Sauron's gaze LOOK NICE 4 MASTER! Limitless Hairstyles Accessories Included Dill the Pony's tail The One Ring golden scrunchie Uruk-hai topknot Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb FINALLY KEMPTI The Two Towers Glamour Gollum Legboot". The package includes three accessories shown with graphics: "The One Ring golden scrunchie" and "Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb" and an image of possible hairstyles.
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    • Conspiracy

    1 year ago
    The image is a collage of four images each comparing the movie "Lord of the Rings" with the children's television show "Teletubbies". The first shows a hobbit house and a teletubbies house in similar green grass. The second shows the four main hobbits and the four main teletubbies. The third shows the eye of Sauron and a sun with a baby's face. The text on the image says "You want a conspiracy theory, I'll give you a conspiracy theory:".
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    • Disney

    1 year ago
    The image shows Aragorn from the Lord of the Rings looking surprised. Above the image is the text "When Disney purchases LOTR" and below the image is the text "Somehow, Sauron has another ring."
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    • Lord of the Rings

    1 year ago
    A split image shows Vladimir Putin on the left and Tucker Carlson on the right. Above the images, the text reads: "You see Tucker in order to truly understand the history of Sauron you must understand Morgoth. I'd like to walk you through the First Age for a brief moment. I'm assuming you've read the Ainulindalë?"
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