Sauron jokes

Sauron said, "Eye see all."

Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.