Sauron jokes
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?馃ぃ
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it鈥檚 like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
Patient to doctor: "Will I be ok, Doc?"
Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now."
Patient: "I don't do that astrology stuff."
Doctor: "Nor me. My thermometer just broke."
