Ratatouille jokes

Friend

  • The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

    Tomato

  • What the can say to the tomato?

    Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾

    I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.