Dislike jokes

Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?

A: Because they say "family" too often.

Tell your mom I don't like waiting in queues.

There are only 2 things I hate in this world:

1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.

Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?

He has no legs...

Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?

People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.

Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."

Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."

Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."

You're like a cloud. When you go away, it's a beautiful day.