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Dislike Jokes

Like

Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.

And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?

Life

Life is like a bag of jellybeans.

Nobody likes the black ones.

Adele

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)

Gift

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

Like

Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.

Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.

Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.

Nazi

Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.

Orphan

Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.

Like this if you think orphans are cool!

Crash

Why do blind kids like plane crashes?

Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.

Emo

An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"

"No," replies the adopted kid.

"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.

If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.

Like if you dislike emos.

Emo

All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.