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Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
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An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
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I gave helen keller an oculus and airpods for her 12th birthday and she hated them and me.
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