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Disease Jokes
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
My jokes are cancer.
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
Stop joking with cancer.
- From a survivor :)
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
