Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
You know who else has dementia?
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POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
