What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
what do you call an emo cancer kid
chemo
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
