What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor đź’€.
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
What is mad cow disease?
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
