What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."