Disease

Disease jokes

Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.

But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!

What's green and has a thousand nipples?

A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.

"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"

"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"

"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"

Doctor: I have bad news.

Man: What?

Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.

Man: Oh, no...

Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.

Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!

There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.

I hope my teacher will be ok.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.