What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
what do you call an emo cancer kid
chemo
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
